"Sandy, sterile soil tempting no one."

Middle age white guy gets off a boat in Nantucket and acts like he owns the place. No, not me. Seriously,my great (7) grandfather, Thomas Macy, along with Tristram Coffin, and seventeen other local residents purchased Nantucket from Thomas Mayhew, the Governor of Martha’s Vineyard and then set out in a small boat on an almost suicidal journey to this distant island, and became the wind-swept and fog-bound isle’s first European settlers.

No lie. Read the rest of the whale of a tale HERE >

Wicked/Smart Stuff.

O' Journal

Living the life of a petrified leper.

Living the life of a petrified leper.

In which our hero finds out there is actual evil in the world.
August 10, 2019 — Johnny Mustard
Building cars and character.

Building cars and character.

Scott Gilbert and his passionate crew are preaching the good word.
July 27, 2019 — Johnny Mustard
Can you go home again?

Can you go home again?

I first moved to Newport on May 19th, 1980 – a fatuous, and ironically undisciplined twerp with magnificent ignorance.
July 19, 2019 — Johnny Mustard

We'd Rather Be Instagrammatically Correct.