Look good. Have fun. Safety third.

How lasting and lovely is the shadow you and your buddies are casting on this world? Look at us – we're certainly throwing some shade!

Seriously, while we're still alive we're working hard to create products and connections we believe in, living with courage and integrity, and staying eternally curious and present. While always urging ourselves to dream big, build a life, and make the love that's worthy of our own admiration. Are you?

Along the way we've realized that true success is simplicity, friendship, self-mastery.

We've also found out, sometimes the hard way, that safety is an illusion, paid with freedom lost. That dressing well is a welcome form of courtesy, and having a hoot is almost the whole point.

Recalcitrance always.

Read all about our anti-hero's journey here >

Wicked Excellent Gifts for Smart Alecks.

New's Cool.

Are you Retardad? Yes, I am.

Are you Retardad? Yes, I am.

You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
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February 14, 2021 — Johnny Mustard
Have you ever been "raped" on the internet?

Have you ever been "raped" on the internet?

I have. Figuratively speaking of course.
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February 09, 2021 — Johnny Mustard
Sailing to Byzantium/NYC.

Sailing to Byzantium/NYC.

I'm not usually caught with my pants down, not intentionally anyway.
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January 29, 2021 — Johnny Mustard