Look good. Have fun. Safety third.

How lasting and lovely is the shadow you and your buddies are casting on this world? Look at us – we're certainly throwing some shade!

Seriously, while we're still alive we're working hard to create products and connections we believe in, living with courage and integrity, and staying eternally curious and present. While always urging ourselves to dream big, build a life, and make the love that's worthy of our own admiration. Are you?

Along the way we've realized that true success is simplicity, friendship, self-mastery.

We've also found out, sometimes the hard way, that safety is an illusion, paid with freedom lost. That dressing well is a welcome form of courtesy, and having a hoot is almost the whole point.

Recalcitrance always.

Read all about our anti-hero's journey here >

Wicked Excellent Gifts for Smart Alecks.

New's Cool.

Brain surgery isn't rocket science.

Brain surgery isn't rocket science.

First thing you're going to need is a patient.
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January 08, 2021 — Johnny Mustard
How to sink we mean buy the Bismark.

How to sink we mean buy the Bismark.

If a deal seems too good to be true, it is.
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January 07, 2021 — Johnny Mustard
Get smart for < $100.

Get smart for < $100.

The local library is the university of the future.
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December 28, 2020 — Johnny Mustard