"Sandy, sterile soil tempting no one."

Middle age white guy gets off a boat in Nantucket and acts like he owns the place. No, not me. Seriously,my great (7) grandfather, Thomas Macy, along with Tristram Coffin, and seventeen other local residents purchased Nantucket from Thomas Mayhew, the Governor of Martha’s Vineyard and then set out in a small boat on an almost suicidal journey to this distant island, and became the wind-swept and fog-bound isle’s first European settlers.

No lie. Read the rest of the whale of a tale HERE >

Wicked/Smart Stuff.

O' Journal

Can you go home again?

Can you go home again?

I first moved to Newport on May 19th, 1980 – a fatuous, and ironically undisciplined twerp with magnificent ignorance.
July 19, 2019 — Johnny Mustard
Keith Richards: Sympathy for the Devil.

Keith Richards: Sympathy for the Devil.

You can’t always get what you want, but if you try sometime...
July 18, 2019 — Johnny Mustard
Call me Mr. Cracker

Call me Mr. Cracker

Have you ever been beaten up by a bunch of juvenile delinquents? That’s a shame. I have.
April 03, 2019 — Johnny Mustard

We'd Rather Be Instagrammatically Correct.