Monopoly for the 21st Century.

Ray: "It says I have to take off my pants and play the rest of the game without them, or pay a $500 fine."

Jake: "I'll give you $1000 to keep your pants ON."

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O' Journal

Call me Mr. Cracker

Call me Mr. Cracker

Have you ever been beaten up by a bunch of juvenile delinquents? That’s a shame. I have.
April 03, 2019 — Johnny Mustard
The Mouth of Truth.

The Mouth of Truth.

I’m going to tell you how the world ends, but you’re going to have to listen carefully. Really carefully.
February 20, 2019 — Johnny Mustard
Oedipus Wrecks – The Anti-Hero in Literature and Life.

Oedipus Wrecks – The Anti-Hero in Literature and Life.

I could teach this with my eyes closed since I’ve lived it every single day of my life. 
November 05, 2018 — Johnny Mustard

We'd Rather Be Instagrammatically Correct.