The Official Old's Cool Handbook

$ 10.00

“A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way."

Have you ever been punched in the face? Plucked a duck? Wooed a woman in another language? Joined the army? Sailed across the ocean? Stood firmly on principle? Written a poem? Risen to the occasion? Quoted the inimitable Mark Twain?

THE OFFICIAL OLD'S COOL HANDBOOK is our attempt at a know-it-all guide to the really important things in life, and is filled with practical, old-school basics, some hero worship, and the art of living well. We believe you can't buy character — you need to go out into the world and make something of yourself fer chrissakes. This how-to’ll help you do just that, with class, nerve and verve.

60+ pages. Handy 3 1/2" x 5 1/2" size so you can carry it anywhere: pocket, purse, glove box, backpack, boot. Rugged and reliable 100lb protective and anonymous brown kraft cover.

Priceless treasures inside, gift-wrapped in a brown paper package tied up with strings.

Only ten clams.