Just what the Doctor (my Dad) Ordered
My dad told me this joke when I was eight, and it's stuck with me ever since: two kids are walking in the woods when one sees something that looks like chocolate drops on the ground. "What are those?" he asks. "They're smart pills," says the other kid, "eat them and they'll make you smarter." The first kid says, "Really?" He picks up a couple and throws them down the hatch. "They taste like rabbit sh*t!" he says, spitting them out. "See, you're getting smarter already."
DISCLAIMER – they're just mints
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A Wicked/Smart Gift
Each order comes with 4 vials of oral insolence (approx. 100 'doses') and will put a smile on anyone's face – just tell them to take two and call you in the morning!