$ 99.00


The whole point of ONEUPMANSHIP is to have fun with your family and friends. No it's not, it's about winning — pure and simple.

Just kidding! Play the game like you have a pair: Buy low, sell high. Wheel and deal. Then double deal. Live large. Lose huge. My building's bigger. 25 pushups? Boom. Boom. Boom. Trophy Wife swap, anyone? Indian Arm Wrestling... ha, piece of cake. Yikes! Bankruptcy happens. The first player to reach $100,000 without losing their shorts (so-to-speak), wins.

ONEUPMANSHIP is an open invitation to everyone who's sick to death of video game crack, or hates the idea of playing the same-old tired, unfun "classics", or who doesn't find card games for horrible people particularly entertaining. We don't think there's anything wrong with being a "heartless, cutthroat jerk" or a "smelly, basement-dwelling capitalist swine" is there? Of course not.


If you're interested in becoming a ONEUPMANSHIP stockist, we'd love to have you on board. All we ask is that you order a minimum of 24 games. After that, the sky's the limit! 


Our MAP pricing for ONEUPMANSHIP is $99. Based on quantity, of course, our wholesale pricing is on a slightly sliding scale: 24 count gives you the keystone price of $49 per game; 1 gross (144 games) or more will give you a discount price of $39 per unit.

Pricing is valid until 12/31/2017.


We prefer you place your order online, but if you'd rather order over the phone and/or send us a PO, please contact Johnny Mustard at the numbers below.  


Shipping is extra on all wholesale orders, and will be invoiced separately.


Questions? We're here 23 1/2 hours/7 days a week – don't hesitate to ring us up or text us on 203.451.5127.

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