The perfect antidote to video-game crack.

Why does it seem that the younger generation is a bunch of whiny, entitled shut-ins? It's mostly because of internet addiction, and global warming of course. Not to mention the fatuous and epicene role models they see one million times a day. Seriously, do you want to man things up a bit around the office, and hammer home some hard truths about winning and losing? Turn your family/friends/colleagues into the “greedy, self-serving punks" that they really are, and have a blast doing it? Then this school of hard knocks disguised as a classic board game is just what you need to whip the lame complainers in your life into shape, for good and ever. It's way better than an Ivy League education, and will give their narrow minds a very much-needed kick in the pants, figuratively speaking, of course – which they'll thank you for later.

 A cool and creative upside the head smack of old school fun. Just fifty bucks.