The Official Old School Education

$ 39.98

"I like your writing style."

– Tim Leatherman, Creator, Co-Founder, and Owner, Leatherman Tool Group

HOT OFF THE PRESS! WE'VE RESTOCKED OUR WICKED POPULAR IVY-LEAGUE-CALIBER EDU(VA)CATION JUST IN TIME FOR SUMMER.

Seriously, give the gift of knowledge–for less than a twenny.

Is there a know-it-all in your life who's impossible to live with, and shop for? Who knows/hates everything? Or maybe it's you. Then we've got just the ticket.

A Field Guide, Logbook, and Road Book for Smart Alecks. 

These priceless and timeless primers are our attempt at a classic guide to the really important things in life, and are filled with practical, old-school basics, some hero worship, and the art and science of living well. We guarantee the hands-on wisdom-seekers in your life will love them and love you as the gift-giving hero.

Cutthroat Entertainment/Education/Delight.

Are you as clever as an 11-year old? Let's see: What are the two main ingredients of steel? Who is the only  U.S. President whose first language wasn't English? What was Sleeping Beauty's real name? We'll take you fishing with Einstein, challenge you to our state nickname matching game, educate you on Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs, navigate you around Salem, NH, and play a Latin word matching game. 

"The trifecta of wisdom for the favorite people in your life. Highly-recommended!"

– Caroline Biltcliffe, Portsmouth, RI

Jam-packed with DIYs and How-tos.

Make some homemade créme de corps; chicken fry a kangaroo; become the "Egyptian" at a restaurant; and even a step-by-step guide on the best way to buy the American Dream, for cheap.

Sports, Literature, History, Science, and Geography.

We'll also introduce you to the great men and women throughout history we look up to: Beryl Markham, General Grant, Apsley Cherry-Garrard, Dr. Jordan Peterson, Shakespeare, Montaigne and more. St. Christopher. The Law of Gross Tonnage, explained. Which way's north? Where's The Sea of Tranquility? 

What's The Official Old School Education?

Our LOGBOOK, FIELD BOOK and ROAD BOOK are like having a Harvard diploma in your back pocket.

• 60+ pages each.

• Handy 3 1/2" x 5 1/2" size so you can carry them anywhere: purse, glove box, backpack, head.

• Rugged and reliable 100 lb protective and minimalist cover.

• This 3-book set is only $19.99.

The Perfect Start to a Brilliant Summer!

What better gift than enlightenment and wisdom, here, now? This is certain to be the most present present ever for the cooped-up Corona Virus stir crazies in your life, especially now that we're all bursting out of hibernation, into a wondrous new world. The Official Old School Education is boredom's annulment.


Gift-wrapped for any celebration or special occasion, and comes with a FREE "John Wayne" (P-38) can opener: $21.98.


LIMITED-TIME SPECIAL: Buy two sets and get the third set FREE. Tempus fugit–so HURRY!

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