$ 12.00

If you are reading this DISCLAIMER, it's probably better that you DO NOT PURCHASE SMART PILLS. They are breath mints for people who are already intelligent, and have no obvious medicinal value/use whatsoever. They should always be taken with a grain of salt. They are not sugar (or irony) free, and may have come into contact with nuts.

In fact, we know they have.

4 vials of oral insolence (approx. 100 'doses')