Stealy Damn!

Stealy Damn!

We got a call from our old's cool friend Ray Saturday morning to come meet for coffee...
June 25, 2017 — Johnny Mustard
A Hunting we will go.

A Hunting we will go.

“All game theory is,” says Ben Hunt, “is the study of strategic interaction. That’s it.”
June 22, 2017 — Johnny Mustard
What's "Old's Cool" mean to you?

What's "Old's Cool" mean to you?

Caitlin: OMG, Dad, when did you get those old's cool Bean boots? Mine've been on back order since, like, last September.
Dad: '83.
June 17, 2017 — Johnny Mustard
I used to be glad we won the war. Now I'm not.

I used to be glad we won the war. Now I'm not.

"I mourn for the stake which was lost at Richmond more deeply than I rejoice over that which was saved at Waterloo."
June 10, 2017 — Johnny Mustard
Long time, no hear.

Long time, no hear.

I'm beginning to think the catch-as-catch-can frequency of this newsletter is really due to laziness and incompetence, not circumstance or (believable) excuse.
May 04, 2017 — Johnny Mustard
Pick up dinner tonight.

Pick up dinner tonight.

What about starting with clams and cockles? Go down to your nearby seaside town hall (in our case Westport), and get a license.
April 28, 2017 — Johnny Mustard
Character references are a joke. Make yours funny.

Character references are a joke. Make yours funny.

When writing a "character reference", realize that The Board has waded through more b.s. than everyone else in the history of the universe.
April 26, 2017 — Johnny Mustard
Sugarin'

Sugarin'

How can you not smile at the simplicity and charm of it. If you took a portrait last Sunday of your family, what would it look like?
April 23, 2017 — Johnny Mustard
Listen up and learn, kid.

Listen up and learn, kid.

As you all know, we’ve been running a contest for the past two weeks asking our readers what old’s cool means to them.
April 19, 2017 — Johnny Mustard