Call me Mr. Cracker

Call me Mr. Cracker

Have you ever been beaten up by a bunch of juvenile delinquents? That’s a shame. I have.
April 03, 2019 — Johnny Mustard
The Mouth of Truth.

The Mouth of Truth.

I’m going to tell you how the world ends, but you’re going to have to listen carefully. Really carefully.
February 20, 2019 — Johnny Mustard
Oedipus Wrecks – The Anti-Hero in Literature and Life.

Oedipus Wrecks – The Anti-Hero in Literature and Life.

I could teach this with my eyes closed since I’ve lived it every single day of my life. 
November 05, 2018 — Johnny Mustard
Call me Icarus.

Call me Icarus.

I love the ocean - I mean, who doesn't? But if you spent Christmas clinging to your capsized boat in the icy Sound like I did...
October 08, 2018 — Johnny Mustard
Hitler and me.

Hitler and me.

I guess it's just the story of Cain and Abel times 6 million.
October 08, 2018 — Johnny Mustard
Moules Frites Part Deux

Moules Frites Part Deux

Piece of cake. And brilliant logic and economics, at least to my (8th grade) mind.
October 08, 2018 — Johnny Mustard
Amazing!

Amazing!

Do you know the difference between a labyrinth and a maze?
October 08, 2018 — Johnny Mustard
Picasso and Me.

Picasso and Me.

Looking down on the world from the top of the Empire State Building.
August 31, 2018 — Johnny Mustard
The Politics of Roadkill

The Politics of Roadkill

So I go to this very elegant dinner party with some of the more pretentious pretzels in town...
August 07, 2018 — Johnny Mustard
"Sandy, sterile soil tempting no one."

"Sandy, sterile soil tempting no one."

Middle age white guy gets off a boat in Nantucket and acts like he owns the place. No, not me.
July 23, 2018 — Johnny Mustard