Picasso and Me.

Picasso and Me.

Looking down on the world from the top of the Empire State Building.
August 31, 2018 by Johnny Mustard
The Politics of Roadkill

The Politics of Roadkill

So I go to this very elegant dinner party with some of the more pretentious pretzels in town...
August 07, 2018 by Johnny Mustard
"Sandy, sterile soil tempting no one."

"Sandy, sterile soil tempting no one."

Middle age white guy gets off a boat in Nantucket and acts like he owns the place. No, not me.
July 23, 2018 by Johnny Mustard
Is a puzzlement, part 2.

Is a puzzlement, part 2.

The King and the Queen of Siam, and, well, I. And Pele of all people.
April 16, 2018 by Johnny Mustard
Just another #manupmonday

Just another #manupmonday

Whuddayoo going to do this #manupmonday worth writing home about?
March 30, 2018 by Johnny Mustard
Is a puzzlement.

Is a puzzlement.

This was going to be a travelly blog about Bangkok...
March 14, 2018 by Johnny Mustard
Have you ever killed anything?

Have you ever killed anything?

That's not even a rhetorical question. Well?
March 05, 2018 by Johnny Mustard
How not to be an idiot.

How not to be an idiot.

Lotta life lessons underneath an automobile.
November 25, 2017 by Johnny Mustard
Who's there?

Who's there?

When I was living in Hamburg I got the dreaded “knock on the door” in the middle of the night.
October 22, 2017 by Johnny Mustard
Nullarbor, Schmullarbor.

Nullarbor, Schmullarbor.

Pinkawillinie. Karkoo. Koonibba. Eucla. The names don’t exactly roll off the tongue...
October 13, 2017 by Johnny Mustard