Have you ever been beaten up by a bunch of juvenile delinquents? That’s a shame. I have.
I’m going to tell you how the world ends, but you’re going to have to listen carefully. Really carefully.
I could teach this with my eyes closed since I’ve lived it every single day of my life.
I love the ocean - I mean, who doesn't? But if you spent Christmas clinging to your capsized boat in the icy Sound like I did...
I guess it's just the story of Cain and Abel times 6 million.
Piece of cake. And brilliant logic and economics, at least to my (8th grade) mind.
Do you know the difference between a labyrinth and a maze?
Looking down on the world from the top of the Empire State Building.
So I go to this very elegant dinner party with some of the more pretentious pretzels in town...
Middle age white guy gets off a boat in Nantucket and acts like he owns the place. No, not me.